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Ride
a bike:
1. Buy a bike.
2. Put it together. (You may need your parents to help you
with pumping the tyres up).
3. Hold bike upright and support it with arms on handle
bars.
4. Position your buttocks onto the centre of the saddle,
(seat), lean forward slightly and grip the handle bars.
5. Place one foot on the pedal closest to you, and push.
6. You have momentom!
7. After falling off, (undoubtedly after your first try),
lick your wounds and try again.
8. Balance yourself and try pedalling without falling off.
9. After learning the basic riding technique, show off to
your friends by riding one, or...if your feeling
particulalry cocky, no hands.
10. N.B: Make sure you practise step nine before
excecuting. Without doing so, the situation my end with
you looking like a complete fool.
11. Enjoy yourself!
Terms and Conditions: The step by step guide on how to
ride a bike is (mostly) fool proof. But, I cannot accept
any blame for damages. (Ripped clothes, chipped teeth
etc...). Thank you.
..Tie a tie..
1. Start with wide end of the tie on your right and
extending a foot below narrow end.
2. Cross wide end over narrow and bring up through loop.
Bring wide end down around behind narrow and up on your
right.
3. Then put down through loop and around across narrow as
shown.
4. Turn and pass up through loop and...
5. Complete by slipping down through the knot in front.
Tighten and draw up snug to collar.
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