Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

Drum on every available surface.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

Publically investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

only type in lowercase.


dont use any punctuation either

Pay for your dinner with pennies.

Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you

hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

Never make eye contact.

Never break eye contact.

Invite lots of people to other people's parties.