Your Typical Category 'C'
Celebrity:
The Attitude: Attention
seeking and loud. They'll do anything to get
themselves noticed and appear on any show to get
recognition which they hope will lead onto bigger and
better things. Maybe doing a guest feature on GMTV
(British morning tv show). They'll try and be best
buddies with everyone just to get the public liking
them. They use opportunites such as pressing the
button to start the lottery draw as great chances to
plug their parts on morning television programmes.
Always going for the 'comedy'
attitude but ending up looking complete fools on
national TV.
The Look: Underneath, they
are every day normal people, but to maintain that they
are celebrities, they dress in the most expensive
clothes they can afford, and make-up to make themselves
look plastic.
Chauffered by their parent's or a
tramp in an old Ford Fiesta that has the bumpers tied on
with string. They live as close to the centre of
London as possible so they can 'mingle' in the celebrity
community. Usually dwelling in bedsits with
plastic butterfly models stuck on the doors.
Examples of category C celebrities
are contestants on reality television programmes such as
Big Brother and Survivor. Others may be those on
Channel 5 (Shit British tv channel) and previously big
celebrities who's status has been lowered by them being
involved in scams such as drug-taking.
Others are just people who appear
on shows alongside the main presenter. Sideshow
Bob type people. And, of course...Children's
Television presenters.
See below for pics.
