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Why
does every house have a copy of the board game, Monopoly?
Why does thinking of the following things make my brain
hurt?
1. The amount of paper piled up in all the schools I've
attended
...and
2. Where everyone in every car I see is going?
Why
is it that when I cut my nails, as soon as their short
enough I seem to think that they juuust aren't short
enough still and end up cutting too far...as to the point
where using my fingers to do anything is painful. (yes..its
stupid..but i have to know).
Why do small animals like tortoises and parrots live so
much longer than us?
Tv
presenters. When they're eating whilst trying to present,
why do they always swallow sarcatically and annoyingly
before reading the next link?
If I eat a packet of crisps
(potato chips) after opening the bag the wrong end up,
why do they always taste slightly different?
Why does drinking through a straw
make things taste nicer? I'm fairly sure I could
drink poop through a straw if I had to..or even
'strawberry' cough mixture. Well, maybe not cough
mixture, but y'know..
Where do the scratches on my cd's
come from when I haven't even moved them?
How do drivers of snow ploughs get
to work?
My site being so brilliant and
all...why does no one tell their friends to visit it,
then them telling their friends, thus creating a wave of
visitors who can experience the splendour and brilliance
that this here website has to offer? [the last bit
may be a lie]. Aaanyway..read that bit? Go
to the 'recommend this site page'..*hint, hint..nudge,
nudge, wink, wink*
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