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Jeeves Is Evil |
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 Well,
he is. Isn't he? To any person who isn't in the know, Jeeves
seems a delightful fellow. A gentlemanly butler type-guy who is
there to serve all your search queries with the minimum of fuss, and for
free.
How wrong could you be? Jeeves is in fact an evil character who doesn't care about you or your "Why can't I ever wash my pants without them shrinking?" questions. All he wants to do is waste your time, and lie to you. The Evidence Jeeves will have had you believe that he is extremely intelligent and that he is capable of answering any question which you put to him. This is untrue. Through rigorous and intense interviewing, I have discovered that Jeeves is completely stupid; unable to answer the simplest of questions. Q: What is your name? Jeeves: What are the 500 most popular surnames in England? Umm, pardon? Oh, yes. You are so intelligent. You don't even know your own name, you moron. Q: Do you have any brothers or sisters? Jeeves: Get support and help on raising
kids An easy enough question, you would of thought. But, our 'friend' Jeeves here has to be Mr. Big and give a complicated answer. Is it the right answer, though? No. Q: When is your birthday? Jeeves: Where can I find a gift for a 25 year old male, if I want to spend up to £75? You what? I asked when your birthday was, you stupid fool. Not where I can buy a present for a friend of mine which you just made up.
The above evidence, I think is proof enough of Jeeves' complete lack of intelligence, and of his utter stupidity. This man is an evil creation which every day manipulates the words of millions and changes them into pointless links to useless websites. One more question, Jeeves.. Q: Why should I bother asking you for help when you're clearly stupid? Jeeves: Miniature Horse Talk! Hello. I'm looking at buying myself a Miniature in the spring so I'm looking for horses for sale or breeders in my area. If anyone knows of any in BC or the Calgary area of Canada, please contact me.
Please, just shut up..
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