"You're a poop face"....."Why you lookin' in a mir-ror?"

"*sob, sob*. Your not my friend anymore.."

"Andrew, the pandrew, the big fat wandrew..". Same thing for anyone, just change the rhymey bit.

"You were at the back of the queue when God gave out Bwains.."

"Fart face.."
"Fatty." *punch*

"I'm gonna tell on you now."
"oh, no, please don't tell on me. You can punch me back..go on.."

"Thicko"

"It's my game, and I say you can't play. Go away".

*glass smashes..* "uuu-ummmmmmmmm.."
*child smasher of glass turns white and their trousers grow a lump..*

"Your my worst best friend"..(thought up by Lucy).

"Your not coming to my party anymore"..(Lucy again)

"(insert crap insult here)"...
" I am rubber you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you". *smug grin*

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names'll never hurt me..".

(pause..)

"Leave me alone..*sniffle, sniffle*

At this point I couldn't think of anymore to type. More up when I can.