1. The cheque's in the post.
2. I'll pay next time.
3. Trust me.
4. Of course I love you.
5. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
6. I don't care if I win or lose, its the taking part that counts.
7. I never watch television except for nature programmes and the news.
8. "Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."
9. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.
10. Now, I'm going to tell you the truth..
11. It's supposed to make that noise.
12. Yes dear, your new hair really suits you.
13. I don't believe in horoscopes.
14. I don't want a boyfriend/girlfriend. Were just good friends.
15. Mmmm...It tastes great.
16. I'll only stay one night.
17. I'm never going to drink AGAIN.
18. Of course I remember your name.
19. I'll never tell a soul.
20. Of course its not too small.
21. ...and they lived happily ever after.