Pop-up Ads

 

Grrr! Don't you just hate them? You, innocently enter a website one day, and wham..50 or so pop-up advertisements invade your screen. They range from the bank loans to free stripey stockings..but these are just a few of the types that keep occuring. Extremely annoying.

Woo hoo, lucky ol' me. I just seem to always be winning prizes thanks to these lovely pop-up ad's. After I've filled in my details, I'm sure they'd send me my prize soon and never send me thousands of pointless e-mails. Fantastic.

Things just keep getting better. I must be luckier than I thought I was. I do nothing, and win $225. I'm sure they'd keep their promise, but seeming as I don't live in the US, and can't use dollars, and that it can only be used in conjunction with shops in the Antarctic, i won't bother with it.

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Surprise, surprise, yet another prize! This time, we have to click to see what it is, though. I wonder, a broken washing line, with "3 colourful pegs!", saggy knickers, a pocket fan? Who couldn't resist something like that, especially as you get thousands of great promotional e-mails and its only $300 postage and packing. Bargain!

I think you might be able to make the pic out. Its one of those pop-ups where you simply put your e-mail in and click the button..and via the wonders of the internet, you receive hundreds of useless e-mail's from imaginary friends like "Jimmy" and "Fredrick" telling you about great offers they've found on the net.

The cheeky monkeys even tick some of the boxes for you automatically!