Steve Irwin

 

Steve Irwin - Crocodile Hunter!  Bonza, mate!  Ok, ok..my Australian impersination isn't the best.  But, this guy doesn't even have to try.  His programmes are brilliant.  No one wants to know about the animals on them, we just watch to see if he gets bitten, or if he's gonna push his pregnant wife down a hole full of poisonous snakes.
 
And his camera man.  How did they find someone who's as nuts as Steve Irwin, and can run the same speed with a hefty camera on their shoulder?!
 
Well, this page is a dedication to the great man, Steve himself.  Ok, I lie.  There's just a few of his funny quotes.  Enjoy!
 

 

"Holy smokes, that was close!"

"Danger, danger, danger!"

"Croc's Rule!"

"G'day, mate!"

Just click on the quote and hear it from the horses' mouth!