Stupid Instructions

Hello. This page's got a load of instructions which are given on certain items which are really just...well, pointless. A complete waste of good ink which could've been better used doing...erm...better used..umm..yeah, just better used. Take a peek.

. . . a hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping

. . . a sleep aide:

Warning: may cause drowsiness

. . . a bar of soap:

Use like regular soap

. . . a frozen TV dinner:

Serving suggestion: defrost

. . . a hotel rooms courtesy shower cap:

Fits on head

. . . a box of tiramisu dessert, printed on bottom of its package:

Do not turn upside down

Do not turn upside down

. . . a bread pudding:

Product will be hot after heating

. . . packaging for an iron:

Do not iron clothes on body

. . a bag of crisps (potato chips):

You could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside

. . . a packet of peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts

. . . another packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts

. . . a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only

. a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children

. . . a childs Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly