Butterstick

Never get a knife dirty for the sake of spreading toast ever again - thanks to the Butterstick! All good, apart from the fact that when cold from the fridge, the butterstick may have a tendency to 'flay' soft bread.

Automated Noodle Cooler

Never burn that tongue again whilst endulging in some foreign delecacies! The Automated Noodle Cooler is a must for any noodle lover. The Noodle Cooler can also be adapted to fit spoons and forks, and hence combat the problem of too-hot food as it arises in other cultures.

A bit bulky, and stupid looking, though.

The Hay Fever Hat

Having hay fever is bad enough, but running out of hankies turns misfortune to misery. So, don't run out! The Hay Fever Hat supports a large loo roll, enough to cope with heavy blowing and incessant sneezing from dawn till dusk.

The Portable Zebra Crossing

Can't ever find a place to cross in town? Annoyed at having to wait too long for cars to stop at crossings? Well, wait no longer thanks to the Portable Zebra Crossing. Carryable, efficient and ready for use in seconds.

Warning: on busy roads where there is no break in the oncoming traffic, attempting to roll out the Portable Zebra Crossing can be hazardous and may result in death.